A Fete Worse Than Death
It is the annual summer fete in aid of church funds, and local do-gooder Tom Bowler is keen to fill the coffers. This year, however, the rivalry among the produce competition is more intense than usual, fuelled by the presence of a new-comer from "that there London", who has entered every single category.
Where is his talented daughter who looks set to impress the judges with her painting, and just what has the new vicar been doing beating the bounds?
Curtains look set to twitch and tongues to wag as the competition heats up.
Note that this also exists in a Christmas version and would also be suitable for an event held around harvest time.